komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

20 April
Source: emmaegholm
Via: peevesies

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

20 April
Source: jabberwockysuperfly
Via: praisemydickshinjikun

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

20 April
Source: professorsparklepants
Via: khantrol-yourself
ogreacheiver:

clippie:

tesladyneindustries:

damn…..pen-zoned again

*tips eraser* m’lead-y


M’take

ogreacheiver:

clippie:

tesladyneindustries:

damn…..pen-zoned again

*tips eraser* m’lead-y

M’take

20 April
Source: tesladyneindustries
Via: khantrol-yourself

tessaviolet:

totoro origami paper 

I want a tshirt made from this.

20 April
Source: holodecked
Via: nerdy-knitting-german
walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

20 April
Source: walktheoceanfloor
Via: ahlucy

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

20 April
Source: aswimmersparadise
Via: itsadinothing

suckmyrichardgrayson:

people who erase trans and gender nonbinary people from abortion debates

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katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

20 April
Source: faunasworld-moved
Via: ahlucy

fancybidet:

antibig:

Mokamvilias in Greece

Did you mean bougainvillea?

20 April
Source: antibig
Via: praisemydickshinjikun
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